 | Why did the tomato blush? He saw the salad dressing! |
| What do get when you cross an elephant and a fish? Swimming trunks! |
| Why did the tree stop talking to the dog? He lost his bark! |
| How much does a pirate have to pay to get his ears peirced? A buck an ear! |
| How do you make a tissue dance? Put a boogy in it! |
| A mushroom walks into a dance party and sees a pretty girl. He asks her to dance
with him and she says "No you're a mushroom" and then he says "but I'm a
fun-guy!" (fungi) |
| What kind of shoes do bananas wear? Slippers! |
| What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede? A walkie-talkie! |
| What do you call a cat that drinks lemonade? A sour-puss! |
| Three tomatoes went for a walk. There was a Baby tomatoe, a Papa tomatoe and a
Mama tomatoe. The Baby tomatoe was walking behind his parents, so his Papa yelled
"Ketchup Baby!" |
| What can you serve but not eat? A tennis ball! |
| Why do eskimos wash their clothes in Tide? Because it gets cold out-tide! |
| There were three guys walking in the desert when they came upon a magic lamp.
They rubbed it and each got one wish. The first guy wished for water and ice, the second
guy asked for an air conditioner, and the third guy wished for a car door. When the first
and second guys asked why, the third guy said "so when I get hot I can roll down the
window!" |
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